Phase Nine - Sept 26, 18:45
“Just keep going up the drive way, it’s pretty long. The garage is open, you can park in there. I’ll see you in 20 minutes?” I was finishing up a phone call at the desk in my office.
“Yeah. The bitch is blowing me right now. I’m just getting her warmed up.” I hung up and relaxed in my office chair while Fuckdoll slurped away at my genitals under the desk. “Nice….”
“Ouch. The fuck?” As she pumped her head faster, I felt her teeth lightly scrape my dick. I reacted by lifting my leg and kicking one of the boobs under my desk as hard as I could. “Dumb cunt! That will teach you! If you do that again I’ll have your teeth removed and I’ll make you eat nothing but my jizz for a month.”
I relaxed again as she went back to her sloppy blow job. After about 20 minutes I heard a knock on the front door so I finished up quickly. I grabbed her by the hair and held her head against my inner leg while I sprayed her face with my hot white fluid.
She squealed in delight as I littered her face with sticky goo. “Yesss! So much!” She licked her inflated lip cushions as loose streams of my jizz rolled off her face and splattered on her boobs.
I kicked her out of the way and pulled up my pants to answer the door. As I walked away, I instructed FuckDoll, “Matt is here. Go clean that shit up and put on your titty fucking shirt.”
I jogged to the door and swung it open to greet my buddy, “Matthew! How are you? You look like shit!”
“Screw you, Scott. I’m doing better than you.”
“Ha! Fuck off! Come in, come in,” I patted him on the back. Trailing behind my guest was a woman attached to her leash, “And who is this *WOMAN*?”
“This is my toy. Her name doesn’t matter. I just call her ‘Cunt’. Isn’t that right, Cunt?”
“Does anyone need a blow job?” The cunt asked both of us.
Matt and I both laughed, “See, she knows her place.”
Matt’s cunt was short asian cunt. She was slim and plastic as fuck. Maybe a little over 5 foot tall if she wasn’t in heels. In fact, she was so skinny, that she looked borderline anorexic. Her legs were like toned sticks. She totally lacked hip curvature or any fat in her butt. Her waist was impossibly thin like she was missing some of her lower ribs or something. Her thong like booty shorts left as little to the imagination as her top.
Her boobs were enormous by any measurement other than a comparison to my Fuckdoll’s bags. I guessed they were around 2500cc, and they looked hard as rocks, exploding off her upper body with bizarrely large nipples that tented the fabric on her shirt and revealed two metallic nipples rings. Her face was even more plastic than Fuckdoll’s face. She looked almost unreal, yet even closer to true doll status. My bitch’s lips were protuberant and wildly swollen, but this cunt’s disturbingly inflated lips made my bitch’s lips look small while making her lips look inhuman.
“She’s as stupid as her pussy is tight,” Matt put his arm around his tiny, inflated toy. “I was really going for that ‘Tits on Stick’ look when I made her. I had a few ribs taken out to get her thinner and I have her on a salad and semen diet. We’re really getting there with her breast size, but I think we’ll go a little bigger with her lips and definitely a lot more botox in her face.”
I stared unrepentantly at her fake breasts, “Those nipples are re-dick-ulous! How did you manage that?”
“The same plastic shit I pumped into her lips… I pumped into her nipples.” Matt grabbed his cunt by the waist and lead her to the living room.
“Oh FuckDoll!” I called out, “Where are my Boob Bags? Come meet your new play mate.’
“Coming,” the reply came immediately. “Getting your boobs ready. Just a minute, master!”
Matt gestured to the dumb cunt that he owned, “What are you waiting for, cunt? Go suck him off. He likes your lips, but he probably thinks your tits are too small.”
The plastic cunt unzipped me and I helped her remove my pants. “Wrap those stupid lips around dick, you dumb bitch.”
Matt looked on approvingly, “What’s up with Ms. McBoobBags? Where is that fat set of tits?”
The ‘Tits on a Stick’ asian *WOMAN* slurped away at my penis, bobbing her head repetitively and expertly. “Give her a minute. I just blew a load on her face. I thought you’d appreciate it if she cleaned up and put on something more titty-fuckable.”
Just then, Fuckdoll McBoobBags jiggled her way inside. “Fuckdoll is here,” she squealed.
“Slurrrrrppp!” The cunt vaccumed my shaft like a pro and I let her continue about her business. Casually motioning to Matt, “Do you need a drink?”
Matt oggled at the absurdly proportioned stack of plastic bags jiggling before him, “Uhh…. Um…. Jesus…. Those tits… That ass… ACHEM.” He cleared his throat and rubbed his eyes in disbelief. “GULP! Wowsers! Okay, hook me up with a scotch and soda.
“Soda? Fuck off. Hey, Fuckdoll! Bring us two glasses of Blue Label in the proper glasses. Don’t fuck it up or it’s your ass, Fuckdoll. You’re a man after my own heart, Matt. That drink is my self-prescribed medication.” It was good to have another alpha male to share my perverted fantasies. “I think I’m going to bust a nut in your girl’s mouth, is that chill?”
Matt spoke, both hands behind his head in blissful anticipation, “Mad chill. Mad chill. Bust away, mi amigo.”
Fuckdoll BoobBags returned with our drinks, but she had fucked up my order. “You retarded fucking whore! You put ice in our Blue Label? Did you hear me say ‘on the rocks’? NO! You serve Blue Label neat, or you don’t serve it at all.” I took my glass of scotch and doused the contents onto her face and chest. Then I took the second glass and threw the entire vessel at her. The glass bounced off her boob bag and the contents spilled on the floor. “Look what you did!”
After Fuckdoll wiped up the mess she made with my expensive alcohol, she waddled her way over to the nearest bar to get us replacement beverages. When she returned she finally got our order right and I was ready to bust my load into Matt’s cunt girlfriend’s mouth. “How does she deepthroat?”
“Why would I keep her around if she couldn’t deep throat like a pro?”
And with that, I grabbed the cunt’s head and fucked it like a pocket pussy, enjoying the thightness of maximum throat penetration. I was really trying to stretch this skinny bitch's throat to test her out. I admired the way my cock made a huge bulge in her throat yet she barely even gagged, she just made a sound somewhere between gargling and inhaling, “YESSS…” I cried as I busted my load into her, savoring the feeling of her bloated cock pillows massaging the base of my shaft.
Fuckdoll handed us our drinks, “Got your drinks, boys! Does anyone need to use my boobies?”
I was still holding the new bitch’s face down on my pelvis. I yanked her off my dick and tossed her away, but she desperately crawled back and dragged her bloated vacuum lips all over my cock and balls, slurping up all the leftover liquid she could collect. “You could learn a thing or two from this cunt. Now go titty fuck Matt.”
Fuckdoll carried her implants over to Matt and stuck her chest out. There was a small hole in the center of her top just big enough for a cock. She stretched the hole, revealing her cleavage enticingly whilst flickering her eyelashes, “Do you want to leave your load in my titty fuck hole, my pussy, my ass, or my mouth?”
Matt addressed me with satisfaction as Fuckdoll prepared to service him, “Scott, do you remember the first rule of Fuck Club…”
“It’s the same as the second rule. You do NOT talk about Fuck Club.” I grabbed a clump of the worthless cunt’s long blonde hair and used it to wipe myself off before pulling on my pants to go fix another drink for myself.