I recently visited Los Angeles - Two times, in fact. On the first one, I went to two clubs on the Sunset Strip area. On the second, I went to Deja Vu on main street, downtown. I should add that I am only on the market for sensual lapdances, so when I say I did or didn't enjoy the time with a girl, I really mean lapdances only and am not using code for sex acts.
As always, I was on the hunt for sexy big boobs. I felt optimistic, as popular culture indicates this city is a good destination for breast implants. Unfortunately, this was a few weeks ago and stripper names are so generic that I've forgotten them all.
My first stop was The Body Shop on Sunset. It was Saturday night at around 11:00pm, but not crowded. Most of the customers seemed to be college aged and didn't seem to be spending much. I gazed around and saw many nice looking girls and a few with modest size implants (C or D cups). Then, all the way by the entrance, I saw a brunette with big implants. It was hard to assess the size from across the dark room, but I knew just from her silhouette she was the one I wanted. She was curvaceous (not fat) with a nice big butt. Well, she disappeared for a bit, then reemerged and I looked at and smiled. She looked back, but didn't seem to get it. I was tired of waiting so I just approached her myself and off we went to the lapdance area.
She had terrific breasts, probably in the F cup range. I think I bought 15 minutes of time with her. While the boobs were 'Grade A Premium,' her dancing skills were pretty bland and it wasn't a very sensual time. I'd still do another lapdance or two with her if I was in the area again though - You just can't turn down big sexy boobs like hers.
I left that club and tried to meet girls at normal bars for a while. I didn't realize Los Angeles bars close at 2:00am, though. How lame. I thought it was a party city. After striking out, I went to Seventh Veil, which is not far off Sunset Boulevard. This club was a lot busy than the Body Shop, at least by 2:00am. I was approached by many dancers, but none were busty and none had implants. I spotted a cougar in 'civilian' clothes who looked like she was hiding balloons under her shirt. It appeared that she was just arriving to the club, and I was holding out hope that I would soon see her on the stage. I spotted a second girl with (smaller) implants around this time as well - A younger girl with sexy platinum blonde hair.
After 30 minutes or so, I finally saw the busty cougar on the floor in a bikini. She was camping out next to some other guy. She left him, and started to talk to someone else. I realized that with the club being pretty crowded, I would have to take matters into my own hands. I moved over near her and once she finished her conversation, I introduced myself and we were off to the lapdance area. I'd estimate her at a DDD cup, but unfortunately, she was very lame. She began the dance even though the song playing was already half over. She only flashed me a couple of times instead of removing her bra, and she stood 2-3 feet away nearly the whole time.
I ditched her pretty quick afterward and moved in on the platinum blonde. Now she was much better. Smaller boobs (probably DD), but a terrific dancer and very sexy. She smelled nice and would bite my neck and moan in my ear during the dances. She encouraged me to touch and suck her boobs. I'd highly recommend her and would go back to the club for her, though I can't remember her name.
On my next visit to LA, I went downtown and again didn't visit any strip clubs until the normal bars were closed. I arrived at Deja Vu on main street at about 2:30am. There was a bit of a line to get in the club, and as I was waiting I saw two strippers heading into the club to work. One of them looked amazing! She had dyed blonde hair; oversize, obvious breast implants;and a huge, huge butt. I instantly knew that size was not possible organically and that this was the first woman I had seen in person with butt implants. Her butt was the size you would expect on a women 30 or 40 pounds heavier. I hadn't even entered the club, but I already knew which girl I wanted to take for lapdances.
Well, I got inside, and she was nowhere to be seen, so I watched the stage show. It was mostly skinny girls who would fit in A or B cup bras. I was approached by countless dancers and turned them all down. I did see a couple moderately busty women on the stage, though. Then, I saw a second girl of interest. This one was a brunette, who also had breast implants and an enormous butt. She the second girl I ever saw who had butt implants.
I really, really wanted to get with one of these girls, but they were hard to find and seemed to disappear as soon as I saw them I briefly saw the blonde in a bikini bringing some other dude to the lapdance area. Then, the DJ announced a 2-for-one dance special, and called all of the girls (that weren't already giving dances) up to the stage. The brunette was there, so I seized my chance.
She was sexy and probably wore a D cup. Of course, her giant butt was the real highlight for me. I loved it - After the up-close experience, I'd say that big butt implants are as much of a turn on as big breast implants. The problem was though, that she seemed kind of unhappy or bored and didn't smile at all. The dance was good, but she seemed like she just didn't want to be there. When our two songs were over, she didn't say anything and just stood up. I tried to drum up some enthusiasm and said 'Thank you, your body is so amazing,' but she just replied 'Okay' in a monotone voice.
I stuck around at the club hoping to meet that sexy blonde. The DJ gave some shout-outs and said that Justin Beiber, Chris Brown and Lamar Odom were in the club. I didn't see those guys and assume they were in some mega vip area. I believe it though, because the quality of the available girls seemed to go down and the stage rotation was much shorter. I waited around for over an hour but never saw the girl I was after.
I really wanted to have fun in LA while I could. I gave up hope on the blonde and I foolishly bought a half-hour VIP with an okay-looking asian girl with D cups. Unfortunately, she was boring and awful. One of the first things she told me after we began was how she expected me to tip her at least $50, and an additional tip if I wanted to touch her. I am fine with giving tips, but only if I liked what I paid for, and certainly never if I'm told to give one preemptively.