I've sent you the instructions over twitter, but I'll gladly explain again, it's not so difficult:
Make a picture of yourself (face does not have to be included for privacy reasons, but it would be very nice if you did).
In this picture, you need to hold a handwritten sign with your username and our sitename.
"Foot*WOMAN* - theperfectboobs.net" in this case.
And then email it to indy@theperfectboobs.net, I'll take care of the rest.
Welcome in any case, we've talked a bit over twitter a couple of years ago, I'm very happy to welcome you.