All the work that goes into creating a perfect body like that - the harsh regime of diet and exercise and everything else - and then she goes and spoils it all by having some random writing tattooed at a daft angle halfway round her back and ribcage. Honestly, I just don't get tattoos like that. But then, to be fair, I am an anachronistic old dinosaur completely out of touch with the modern world. Hell, my tiny little arms don't even reach my enormous tooth-filled mouth. Ho-hum. *sigh*