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Dateline: Rio de Janeiro
There's now a national beauty contest for ladies whose looks owe as much to the cosmetic surgeon as Mother Nature. With the results just in for Miss Plastic Surgery 2014 held on New Year's Eve, step forward one Bambi Balloons whose exceptional false breasts easily defeated those of her competitors in the fourth annual contest held last night near Rio de Janeiro.
Ms. Bambi Balloons, 5ft 6in, and a breathtaking 42-22-26, is a nurse from Huntington Beach, California. She likes sports, particularly swimming and yoga, is single, and is kind to animals.
But it was the consummate breast augmentation with extraordinarily fake looking implants on her mere slip of a figure that won it for Bambi, 38, after the "expert panel" of plastic surgeons, journalists and "artists" saw rivals compete in a two-hour silicone-fest that culminated in the measurement, swimsuit and talent competitions.
"I'm just so excited to have won," she breathlessly told the Associated Press. "I can't wait for everyone to see me on television."
Ms Balloons revealed that once a mere A cup, she went for surgical enhancements with the goal of "a stunningly small waist and big fake looking breasts" as if she were a living Barbie doll. For her efforts, she won a photoshoot with Miss Silicone Magazine, a one week spa vacation, and a free consultation with Cosmetic Associates, PC, for a further lip enhancement, waist liposuction and potentially dangerous overinflation of her already extraordinary breast implants. For hopefuls who failed to clinch the top prize, there were consolation titles including Miss Bubble Butt, Miss Rhinoplasty and even Miss Botox. But many medical experts fear that the obsession with cosmetic enhancement is getting out of control. Scarring, infection and implant rupture are real risks which liken the extremes of these women to daredevils.
Yesterday the cosmetic surgery pageant's organizer sought to deflect criticism by stressing how inclusive and rewarding the event was, with no age, height or weight limits. Among the older competitors this year was Bambi who has had 15 operations to shape her breasts, face, abdomen and thighs. "So far I've spent $60,000 but - honestly look at me - it's money well spent," she rightfully exclaimed.
"I'm a living plastic blow-up doll and I'm so proud to shock the crowd and bring so much pleasure when I'm onstage. My motto is: 'the faker the better.'"
See below for photos from the contest.