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Re: Essex Bunny
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2021, 10:23:06 pm »
So another fake acvount here to continue the story

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Re: Essex Bunny
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2021, 12:15:18 pm »
So another fake acvount here to continue the story

Oh, you’re one of Martina’s guys then… What was the theory again? I’m her ex? And then I was her as well? So I guess now I’m just calling out myself for my own dumb-ass screen name? Sure, buddy. That’s all way more likely than EB having a fucked-up obsessed ex-boyfriend. I mean crazy exes is completely unheard of, has to be all imaginary. Especially a girl like EB can’t have some guy obsessing over her, it’s not like she’s one of a kind or anything… 🙄

I think your tinfoil hat needs recalibrating
General laws of fake boobage:
1) Fake boobs should not bring unnecessary health risks
2) Fake boobs should look as beautiful as possible, unless this breaks rule 1
3) Fake boobs should be as big as possible, unless this breaks rules 1 and 2

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