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Make porn great again!
« on: October 19, 2018, 02:45:42 pm »
Hey guys,
I was just wondering, what would the perfect pornsite be for you? What would it need?
There are of course obvious things like have good content.

Something that bothers me personally, is the lack of good search and filtering. Take Pornhub for example, everything is so oversimplified, they use AI machine learning to come up with what they think that I like.
That's all fine, but because of the oversimplification, it doesn't even allow me to choose what I like.
There seem to be fewer and fewer options on the screen to customise what I want. Probably because the site also needs to be mobile friendly, and a phone is just too small to have numberous buttons on the screen, but as a "PC Masterrace" user, those sites just make me feel more and more handicapped.
Sure, they have categories, and I can do a manual search. But I remember some older sites where I could just select European girls, skinny, big tits. And I would get just that. (Most sites unfortunately do not even have the category 'fake tits', or I would've chosen that)
I could easily find what I was looking for, but that seems to be a lost art. Lost because of oversimplification.
Nowadays, if you're lucky, you can just click on 'big tits' and you have to filter out the bigger girls and hope to find fake tits somewhere.

It's just something that frustrates me, so I was wondering: Do you guys have similar or other frustrations?
What would would make a pornsite great, or what would make it suck (the bad kind of suck)?
What do you guys think?
I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.


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Re: Make porn great again!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2018, 03:33:43 pm »
if mobile sites frustrate you, then you are too old.

On the other hand look at the crappy user interface of Facebook. One of the worst site designs ever, but successful.

It is something else a site makes successful.

We made computers to made them do what we want. Not tell us what we want.

If i'm too old, so be it, i'd rather have a mind of my own.


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Re: Make porn great again!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2018, 02:59:47 am »
I don't know, I kind of like the mystery quality of poor search protocols. It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. What frustrates me about porn is the current trend toward incest. I find nothing at all appealing about a guy getting head from his mom or a guy banging his sister, and I seriously worry for guys who have that fantasy.  Having grown up with three older sisters, and having gone to Catholic schools, I can tell you the schoolgirl uniform does nothing for me, and the absolute LAST fantasy I can conjure is sex with my sisters OR my mother. Vintage porn is gaining more and more appeal. The pizza guy showed up, the woman took her clothes off, they fucked. The plumber fixed the sink, the woman took her clothes off,  they fucked. The neighbor daughter snuck over to use the guy's pool, the guy came home, she took off her bikini, they fucked. The professor threatened to fail the hot student, she took her clothes off, they fucked. Sure it was an overused plotline, but how many John Wayne movies were shot in Monument Valley, involving  him going after the bad guys? If something works, don't futz with it. Although, there was the annoying way in vintage porn that the camera ALWAYS panned to the guy's face when he was getting a blowjob... Who, in their wildest dreams, thought a guy fapping would want to see what the guy getting the head looked like while it was happening. Focus on the action, Scooter, focus on the action.

Oh yeah, and Jitterbug has a smartphone with REALLY big icons that's very user friendly, and I hear they have really good tech support, for when pornhub won't come up. "Uh, yeah, I was trying to watch a blonde girl get gangbanged by a bunch of black guys, and my battery ran out, and I was wondering if you could help me find that video..."

(It happened to a friend of mine...) :P