Last night, at a local bar there were two bleach blonde bimbos (lots of make up, like 8 in heels, TONS of jewelry) sitting at the bar. I couldn't believe no one was talking to them; the one I first saw had fake boobs and was attractive enough, and even though we were all inside this bar for over an hour, I never saw the other one's face, but I noticed she was even bigger than her friend, but wasn't wearing anything revealing enough for me to make a decision if they were fake. First girl was a D and her friend was probably a DD. I never had the nerve to approach them, but as the night wore on, sure enough, the sharks started circling. When I noticed they left, I took off to a couple other bars nearby hoping to catch them. Sadly, they were gone. What's weird is that the bar they were in is like a hippy, hipster, dive bar. The band there was playing old country and rockabilly stuff. Like the last place girls like them would spend their evening.