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My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« on: July 31, 2014, 09:06:22 am »
I want to share a particular pet peeve I have with porn.  (For those of you who are not native English speakers, that term is defined well here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_peeve )   Do any of you share it? 

I have always disliked how often porn movie titles, photos, and box covers decieve the boob-loving customer into thinking that there will be emphasis on boobs in the movie.  But then - surprise! - the movie doesn't even give the boobs 30 seconds of attention!      The director thinks the actress's boobs should not be touched, the cameraman focuses his shots everywhere else, and the editor makes sure 60% of the film is extreme close-ups of dick-into-pussy.  LOL 

If the movie title / preview / box cover says that it's about the boobs, why isn't it actually about the boobs?   Ach! 

This used to frustrate me a lot more back in the 90s when it was a lot more effort to go down to the store and rent a movie.   Obviously, it is easier to find alternatives now.   But it still annoys me. 

Here's an example of what I mean.   Below are screenshots from a Julia Ann scene in a movie called "Big Rack Attack".    Where's the rack?    LOL






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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2014, 12:59:10 pm »
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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2014, 01:38:31 pm »
I kind of see where your coming from,

 I think us fake boobs lovers are a bit harder to please though  ;D

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2014, 03:52:28 pm »
I completely agree here.

Perhaps the producers are not really into big tits at all, they just know that it sells.

Kindof like: Let's make a movie!
What do we need?
- An actor who's famous because that sells.
- A kid in the movie so it's PG-13 or less
- Lots of action because that's what sells. Lots of 'splosions
- Story? Nobody needs a story
What do you get? Crap like After Earth and Transformers... And you know what... it actually sells!

The industry has become commercial and efficient. Nobody buys a 30$ bluray of porn anymore because you can get loads of those porn tubes.
Instead you get cheap, mass produced crap.
Quality porn doesn't seem to exist anymore.
But granted, creating quality movies is expensive and somehow needs to be funded from somewhere.
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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2014, 04:45:13 pm »
Porn's a lot like Pro-wrestling in a way. A porn scene, like a wrestling match, has a series of moves you do. Which the performers and director all agree on before hand. Plus the titles are just a general description of either the body type of the women involved, or the setting. And to be honest body part fetish scenes are super boring. Because they are way too long for what they're doing. As they try and stretch out what only works for 5-10 minutes (tops) to 15 or more. And it really doesn't work.

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2014, 11:31:53 pm »
I completely agree here.

Perhaps the producers are not really into big tits at all, they just know that it sells.

Kindof like: Let's make a movie!
What do we need?
- An actor who's famous because that sells.
- A kid in the movie so it's PG-13 or less
- Lots of action because that's what sells. Lots of 'splosions
- Story? Nobody needs a story
What do you get? Crap like After Earth and Transformers... And you know what... it actually sells!

The industry has become commercial and efficient. Nobody buys a 30$ bluray of porn anymore because you can get loads of those porn tubes.
Instead you get cheap, mass produced crap.
Quality porn doesn't seem to exist anymore.
But granted, creating quality movies is expensive and somehow needs to be funded from somewhere.


true, but you can have quality sex scenes even w/ blair witch level budget

actress have big tits?

spend 5 minutes straight on tight clingy see through tops, easily ripped mesh tops, wet, oil drizzled t-shirts

& tons of girl-girl

& TONS of gropping, fondling jiggling

I lol'd at that stupid "pirates of the Caribbean" themed high budget film some years back, that had crappy cgi skeleton's etc

please note, my studies on the porn industry & the strange focus on things like the buttocks of male stars & shaved genitalia of the starlets led me to the realization that it's Social Engineering (a tosh.o skit had an old judge ask why none of the hustler models had pubic hair, then concluding they must have been prepubescent)

showing the same thing all the time & saying it's "normal" creates the new normal, w/ the old normal (eg, pubic hair on women) becoming "abnormal" "freakish" "obscene"
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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 01:11:02 am »
I agree - porn with a chick with great tits that are basically ignored is definitely frustrating.

But what I really hate is the spitting....

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 11:05:44 pm »
I want to share a particular pet peeve I have with porn.  (For those of you who are not native English speakers, that term is defined well here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_peeve )   Do any of you share it? 

I have always disliked how often porn movie titles, photos, and box covers decieve the boob-loving customer into thinking that there will be emphasis on boobs in the movie.  But then - surprise! - the movie doesn't even give the boobs 30 seconds of attention!      The director thinks the actress's boobs should not be touched, the cameraman focuses his shots everywhere else, and the editor makes sure 60% of the film is extreme close-ups of dick-into-pussy.  LOL 

If the movie title / preview / box cover says that it's about the boobs, why isn't it actually about the boobs?   Ach! 

This used to frustrate me a lot more back in the 90s when it was a lot more effort to go down to the store and rent a movie.   Obviously, it is easier to find alternatives now.   But it still annoys me. 

Here's an example of what I mean.   Below are screenshots from a Julia Ann scene in a movie called "Big Rack Attack".    Where's the rack?    LOL








It's not just videos that are supposed to be boob oriented or focused.  For me it is pretty much all porn videos.  I don't get how these so-called professional cameramen actually keep getting hired.  I watch these videos and wonder if they ever actually learned how to use their equipment let alone how to frame the subjects.  And the editing they use is terrible.  Actually, Playboy seems to have the worst editors in the glamour/porn industry.  Seriously people, Paul Greengrass is not a filmmaker to emulate when it comes to quick cuts or shaky-cam.

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2014, 11:51:36 pm »
i just hate when i start looking at a clip where there's a super pretty girl with awesome body and boobs, but theb there's a guy coming in the video halfway there when she's starting to fet undressed or such!!! teehee i love girl-girl videos :) and i hate the spitting as well!!! (am i a surprise guest in this thread? lol)
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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2014, 02:14:59 am »
I agree. As a professional writer, I find porn is a perfect example of a very poorly-told story. Tell me, what man looks at, say, Esperanza Gomez, and says, "You know, she's so hot, I want to see the expression on the guy's face when she's giving him a blowjob."? Seriously, dudes. In what universe does anyone care about the expression on the guy's face as he's getting his johnson licked? And yet, it seems EVERY porn scene has the obligatory cut to the guy's face. As if he's gonna say, "Yeah, you're not doing that right. Please stop." Or the original pet peeve expressed here. What guy says, "Her tits are so incredible! I sure would love to see her asshole pucker as some dude with a gargantuan dick gives it to her." Context and continuity aren't priorities, and so, even though you're not really there to see the acting, it can become annoying when the woman is buck naked before the cut, and wearing a bra and panties after the cut.

The problem with porn as I see it is there's just too much of a formula for filming, and there are shaky camera shots, and good ones, but they all follow a formula that doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it. When you're having sex with a woman, do you concentrate on the area between her pussy and anus? Nope, but porn does. It's like telling the story of Tom Sawyer conning his friends to whitewash the fence for him by concentrating on the space between the fence pickets and the nail patterns. Make a better porn movie and the world will beat a path to your door.

Um, correction, make a better porn movie and it'll magically show up on every porn board online, and you can live off ramen noodles while a billion guys fap and thank God someone finally told a good porn story. Nothing the God of fapping karma won't let you into heaven for...

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2014, 10:03:25 pm »
You know what... I totally agree with the point of this thread. I never realized it, but I see the point. If its a boob movie, lets make it a boob-focused movie. hmmm..... i'm thinking

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Re: My Pet Peeve with Porn Videos
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2014, 08:27:44 am »
I've given up on porn and just save up for camming or custom solo videos (which I guess is still a type of pornography, but that's another debate).  That way, no guy's reaction, all the boob focus I can handle, and no editing 20 minute scenes to the 2 minutes of boobness.

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