The other day, my wife came home with a coffee in her hand and a treat for our youngest in her other hand. She gave it to her and said, "Say 'thank you' to daddy, he got them for us. Well, I got them, but he would've said 'yes' if I asked if I could go." (Side note, I am not some controlling asshole who tells his wife she can't go get coffee, she's just incredibly deferential.) And I said, "I love saying 'yes' to you." And (our child being in the other room) she ran both her hands down her tits and said, "Mmm, I love saying 'yes' to you too." Then she walked out of the room, back in, grabbed both her tits, and said, "Man, when I keep saying 'yes' to THESE things, what is going to happen???" I said something like, "Oh yeah, babe, gonna be awesome" and she just laughed. But seriously, how is she gonna be making comments every week about going bigger when we're only 3+ most post op, lol.
It's my birthday this weekend, so she put me on the bed last night and crawled on top with my birthday present, pictured below. Look at those veins O_o